|~ Fresh garbage outta the can/bin. ~|
This is the spot on the profile where I'd display my name, age, sexual orientation, and whether or not I'm in a relationship. You get nothing instead. Good day, Sir/Ma'am!
Where you'll find significantly fewer Corda: doommallets.tumblr.com/
I'm usually always down for a collaboration or an art trade! Requests do not include dragons unless I've offered you the opportunity and you've taken it. Everything I do is fetish-free and Safe For Work. Well, not the gore, that's never SFW, is it? Of course, it's filtered...
Greetings and salutations you poor souls who have wandered over to my page. You really could have been doing anything better with your time (the possibilities are endless), but you chose to visit MY page? I can't imagine why. Did you hear of some high-quality cringe or mediocre-quality artwork? You know, sometimes those are one and the same. I can't blame you. I like making myself CRAWL IN MY SKIN as well.
Well, it may be somewhat egotistical to put this here, but here I go regardless! I don't quite know if I'd be okay with people drawing my characters. If I had a heads up about what you intended to doodle, I'm sure I could settle just fine. Additionally on the ego train, if you're here because you've heard about my Corda and you want one, they're Make Your Own and I'd like to be asked about adopting one first. I want my precious spooky bros to be in good hands!
I type very similarly to how I'd actually talk to you. Thus, I don't use very many emoticons. That probably means they're specially-reserved, or somethin'. Mmm the morals of this particular lesson are that if you talk to me in a certain way, I'll match it (if you're energetic, I'll try to be energetic back; if you're formal, I'll be formal in return), and I am heavily sarcastic. As we all know, sarcasm doesn't translate very well into text. As such, I will ATTEMPT to only use it when it's obvious. Please be weary of my sentences.
I guess I'm pretty laid back. Not much for arguments, no. I prefer puns and making a complete and total fool of myself. Puns are great, m8. Memes are also c̶a̶n̶c̶e̶r̶ somewhat amusing, but this isn't a meme site.
I like dark and demotivational humor as well. Gore? Sure! I'm fine with that; however, I haven't been drawing it too frequently. Violence? I'm not too good at drawing that, but if the story I want to tell requires it, I suppose I'd have no choice. I find my own self at the tail-end of many of my jokes and I don't particularly care about that. My persona is not a very well respected character in the UNIVERSE she lives in.
Uh, my other interests include Pokemon. I'm a fiend. I've memorized all the types and a rough, general layout of many, many stats. Somehow I'm not competitive but rather a casual scrub. I adore Gengar. Best ghost type. 10/10
I'm not too much of a huge gamer myself, but I know a great deal of knowledge on most games you could bring up. I mention this juuust in case you wanna chat about them vidyas and all your friends are dead/ignoring you/just busy.
...But seriously, if I could not be a living cringe compilation, I wouldn't be. I'm slowly getting out of my edgy, angsty phase and into a glorious ironically-alive phase. Hah, that was still edgy...
Oh, and while we're here, I'm a Christian. Let's not fight over it, alright? I'm not gonna judge you, and I hope that in return we can just be friends. You'll probably not even hear me push anything on you. Free will and opinions and all that jazz.